as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize