i barfeds in our rink
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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