Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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