Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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