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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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