I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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