haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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