Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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