I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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