so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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