You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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