You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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