I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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