I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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