he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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