OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My feet surprised me
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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