my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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