well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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