not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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