i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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