Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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