I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
