I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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