Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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