i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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