He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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