his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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