AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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