So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I need to calm my uterus...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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