Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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