Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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