Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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