I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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