Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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