I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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