Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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