Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
