I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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