whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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