Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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