You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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