kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just found a bag of teeth...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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