Having a random hookup so left but love u
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
