Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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