fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
that is very illegal...i love you.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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