have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I need to stop coming to work sober
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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