That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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