i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Of course I have a pirate flag
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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