Dual....:-)
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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