so explain again why im purple
no
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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