i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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