i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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