My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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