I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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