People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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