Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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