I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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